I am about 10 years old, we think. But I can't count and I don't do human years.
I like my big garden and having a dog flap means I can play outside anytime I like.
I am a gentleman - that is my nickname at the training class - The Gentleman.
My daddy says I am turning into a sloth and he has cut down my dinner as I am 2 kilos overweight. I get walked for 1-2 hours each day and I get only half what my wee sister gets to eat. I eat Royal Canin Great Dane food, oily fish once a week and yogurt. Mum says I get evening primrose oil to keep my coat glossy and ease my old bones.
My Auntie Lynn gives me treats when we go for a walk. I like Auntie Lynn.
Just now mum gives Poppy and me camomile and valerian as we get upset by fireworks.